We were once the kings of cartoon apes, cute cotton candy kitties, and any other critter you could stick googly eyes on. That was until the world became an actual dumpster fire.
We could've cashed out and bought lambos, but we kept hodling because NFTs were the awesome future and we were just early. Now our fortunes, built upon pixels and hopium, are useless artifacts.
We were once Web3 GODS with ultra-rare PFPs that separated the elite from the plebs. They used to say "Wow look at that giga-chad, did you see what's in his wallet"?
And now? We're moving back to Grandma's basement. Broken and shaken but we'll never give up. Once a chad, always a chad. Once a playboy, always a playboy. We're still moving on and moving up, buying the dip, flipping free mints and ready to face this new reality head on—but this time, we have zero fucks left.
Join the new elite of the dumpster fire, join the Web3 Playboys
4444 Collection · Free mint
No utilities · No Discord · No roadmap · No underwear
We were once the kings of cartoon apes, cute cotton candy kitties, and any other critter you could stick googly eyes on. That was until the world became an actual dumpster fire.
We could've cashed out and bought lambos, but we kept hodling because NFTs were the awesome future and we were just early. Now our fortunes, built upon pixels and hopium, are useless artifacts.
We were once Web3 GODS with ultra-rare PFPs that separated the elite from the plebs. They used to say "Wow look at that giga-chad, did you see what's in his wallet"?
And now? We're moving back to Grandma's basement. Broken and shaken but we'll never give up. Once a chad, always a chad. Once a playboy, always a playboy. We're still moving on and moving up, buying the dip, flipping free mints and ready to face this new reality head on—but this time, we have zero fucks left.
Join the new elite of the dumpster fire, join the Web3 Playboys
4444 Collection · Free mint
No utilities · No Discord · No roadmap · No underwear
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